just coz superstar ryan, then swee cookie cheng and amy butter and honey have done it...
i just had to give it a try. its the germaticulator. nope, it doesnt calculate the germs one has.. instead it rates ur site or post of wat eva as good or evil.
for example.. this blog site is 60% good. the previous post {a simple hood} is 70% evil.. while 'the end...' is 97% good.
go figure the math. i was expecting this blog site to be 66.66%evil.. but guess they dont do fractions!
Monday, June 28, 2004
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
{a simple hood}
just got back from a splendid and very very fantastic unplugged mini concert by Grant Miller
just mr.Grant n his guitar and his "rich" voice. somehow after hearing him it has inspired me to clam down n live life simple... while appreciating it to the fullest. its nice to be reminded to not get tangled in the rat race. i think the influx of info to pass da exams got to my head!
now i gotta squeezeeee em out... make space for some HOLIDAYIN...
have some mango loh or mat toh lo.. or look up my lazy crab, mother crab, cat crab and all the other crab frens ;-) [its a insider joke!]
just mr.Grant n his guitar and his "rich" voice. somehow after hearing him it has inspired me to clam down n live life simple... while appreciating it to the fullest. its nice to be reminded to not get tangled in the rat race. i think the influx of info to pass da exams got to my head!
now i gotta squeezeeee em out... make space for some HOLIDAYIN...
have some mango loh or mat toh lo.. or look up my lazy crab, mother crab, cat crab and all the other crab frens ;-) [its a insider joke!]
the end...
yup, end of the sem.. a big blow out with two major brain pickin mind boggling papers. but lets put it all behind for now n concentrate on lighter things in life... like... euro2004
placed a mini bet on a can of 100 plus and a futsal game that sweden will win... it aint as fun to watch if ur not a die hard fan unless u put a lil wager.. haha
placed a mini bet on a can of 100 plus and a futsal game that sweden will win... it aint as fun to watch if ur not a die hard fan unless u put a lil wager.. haha
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
summer time examss...
ok, for aussie uni's its winter time, but ova here its summer all year around.. n its also summer in the nothern hemisphere where all the action is goin on..
for startes, euro 2004 has just begun. greece did splendid in shockin the arrogant portugal, while france just had to steal the game from england! and the best part is, i gotta stay up till early morn to watch this gamesss... its all cool, except for my FREAKIN exams. today was a dagger right next to the heart. i realise my hopes of passin is now slim after doing some calculations. n best part is, i got two more papers coming up the same day that is not only gonna b a dagger, its gonna rip out all my organs apart. how come most of the dropouts r filthy reach ppl? i think i am destined to take that path too..
back to the action...
detroit is doin so well holdin the lakers back, i am having a great time cathing the games (n another reason y i have less time to hit the books)
i c karl n GP cryin watchin the ring fade away..
great series.. n did i say i KNEW detroit can do it? in 9 hours game 5 n hopefully the final game of the series will b starting. it had better the final game coz after this, not only should i give more attention to the killa papers coming up.. its gonna hard to snatch that win in LA.
so the wkend was basically like this... wake up, NBA in the morn. weddings to attend.. then at midnite, a good switch between EURO and F1. i also manage to sneak some sleep in between.. n of course much needed reading. unfortunately all that acquired knowledge was put to waste when it wasnt tested in the exam! damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
for startes, euro 2004 has just begun. greece did splendid in shockin the arrogant portugal, while france just had to steal the game from england! and the best part is, i gotta stay up till early morn to watch this gamesss... its all cool, except for my FREAKIN exams. today was a dagger right next to the heart. i realise my hopes of passin is now slim after doing some calculations. n best part is, i got two more papers coming up the same day that is not only gonna b a dagger, its gonna rip out all my organs apart. how come most of the dropouts r filthy reach ppl? i think i am destined to take that path too..
back to the action...
detroit is doin so well holdin the lakers back, i am having a great time cathing the games (n another reason y i have less time to hit the books)
i c karl n GP cryin watchin the ring fade away..
great series.. n did i say i KNEW detroit can do it? in 9 hours game 5 n hopefully the final game of the series will b starting. it had better the final game coz after this, not only should i give more attention to the killa papers coming up.. its gonna hard to snatch that win in LA.
so the wkend was basically like this... wake up, NBA in the morn. weddings to attend.. then at midnite, a good switch between EURO and F1. i also manage to sneak some sleep in between.. n of course much needed reading. unfortunately all that acquired knowledge was put to waste when it wasnt tested in the exam! damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
da Poo song
wat else i find.. the pOo sOnG
man, there are actually quite a number of ppl who pretty damn free out there.
man, there are actually quite a number of ppl who pretty damn free out there.
jokesssss
As i try to clear my inbox.. i stumble across these jokes among the many others (most of which are sexually realted)!!
Computers
MALE OR FEMALE?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil, ' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, 'What gender is a computer?'
The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine.
One group was made up of the women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you might have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
_________________________________________________________________
Wrong e-mail address --SPOOKY
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Trinidad for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago.
Because both had jobs, they found it difficult coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Trinidad on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.
Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room there was a computer, so he decided to send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived.
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
Computers
MALE OR FEMALE?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil, ' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, 'What gender is a computer?'
The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine.
One group was made up of the women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you might have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
_________________________________________________________________
Wrong e-mail address --SPOOKY
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Trinidad for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago.
Because both had jobs, they found it difficult coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Trinidad on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.
Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room there was a computer, so he decided to send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived.
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
Sunday, June 06, 2004
!overdrive!
as i tried to explain overdrive to a fren today, i was pretty sure it involved the car going into a lower gear. turns out i was not too far from the truth. Overdrive (O/D) is the highest gear in the transmission. it allows the engine to have less rpm with higher speed in order to have better fuel efficiency. so just leave that overdrive on all the time unless u go uphill n stuff.
all those who drive automatic cars mite wanna visit THIS SITE
all those who drive automatic cars mite wanna visit THIS SITE
bowl SHreK
yup, this is a bowl the
SHreK game. u get to throw da big guy to a set of pins. its fun to try out, but beware, the company wants tons of info from ur pc- so it secretly says in the agreement that u allow to take watever info. lucky for me.. my firewall doesnt allow those sneaky lil programs quietly running in the background access to the internet. but the shrek bowler is a trial thing. good, coz it gets boring aftersometime.
then there is the 3 point shoot out which is also appealing at the start, as u so wanna get the money ball in n all, but after sometime... u just keep buring the net, and when u submit the scores, u realise everyone has been doin it too... so it'd b back to real thing on court where it aint that easy! hehe..
oh, game 1 NBA finals in about 7 hours. this better NOT be a lopsided affair. personally, i am in the 'haters' catergory. esp since GP and malone joined JUST to get the ring. losers.
BEAT L.A! BEAT L.A! BEAT L.A!
SHreK game. u get to throw da big guy to a set of pins. its fun to try out, but beware, the company wants tons of info from ur pc- so it secretly says in the agreement that u allow to take watever info. lucky for me.. my firewall doesnt allow those sneaky lil programs quietly running in the background access to the internet. but the shrek bowler is a trial thing. good, coz it gets boring aftersometime.
then there is the 3 point shoot out which is also appealing at the start, as u so wanna get the money ball in n all, but after sometime... u just keep buring the net, and when u submit the scores, u realise everyone has been doin it too... so it'd b back to real thing on court where it aint that easy! hehe..
oh, game 1 NBA finals in about 7 hours. this better NOT be a lopsided affair. personally, i am in the 'haters' catergory. esp since GP and malone joined JUST to get the ring. losers.
BEAT L.A! BEAT L.A! BEAT L.A!
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
sky update
according to reports, there will be TWO comets -NEAT and LINEAR visible in the sky. June 2nd they say.
yup, those of you who thought u've seen a shooting star... sorry bout those wishes.. its just a comet!
also, it seems venus will be passing the earth on june 8th. those in the right place might be able to see the black spot in the sun...
yup, those of you who thought u've seen a shooting star... sorry bout those wishes.. its just a comet!
also, it seems venus will be passing the earth on june 8th. those in the right place might be able to see the black spot in the sun...
Bahai library
whoa... this just came in the mail
there is a Bahai Reference Library on the world wide web. now it gets real easy to look for anything related to the Bahai Faith
there is a Bahai Reference Library on the world wide web. now it gets real easy to look for anything related to the Bahai Faith
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