today is the Baha'i King of festivals.

i took the liberty to not attend class... ah, nice to sleep in. but had to go for lab.. n wait for some DNA to sit on ice for hours..

learnt a few pick up lines... its been spreadin like wildfire

guys take not, some gals buy this...

guy: ur mom must b a thieve
gal: why u said that bout my moma? u wanna slap?
guy: coz she must have stole all the stars in the sky and put them in ur eyes.
gal: *mesmerized*

guy: ur pop's must b a terrorist
gal: (reaching for the M16, while radio'in bin laden failed mission)
guy: coz ur da bomb

-now gals, u can use it on guys toooo...

ere another one.. dun use it.. unlesssssss....

guy: *empties his pockets- pulls em out so that the cloth from the pocket sticks out* *then says* would u like to kiss the bunny between his ear??

gal: (anywhere from a slap, punch, puke to a kiss n more... )

damn the things i learn in uni