how do you know the weather is hot?

1. your bladder is full, you walk out to pee. next thing you know, the pee'in sensation is replaced by thirst!

2. you take a cold shower coz ur feeling so freakin hot. 2 minutes after drying yourself, u stand wondering if u dried yourself as ur drippin wet again. (tip: taste the water on ur body to check if u really didnt dry yourself!!!)

3. you are constantly dehydrated.

4. you gotta carry a fire extinguisher with you, coz if ur out too long, ur skin starts to burn

5. all the plants around you are dead!!!